10) Tell oil companies they can only have near-record profits.
9) Research combustion engines that run on wishful thinking.
8) Reanimate Buddy Ebsen and have him hunt for bubbling crude.
7) Introduce new "$54.40 a barrel or fight" policy.
6) Remove environmental protections until people are too sick to drive.
5) Reduce fuel usage of soccer moms by encouraging children to stay home and play soccer video games.
4) Authorize CIA to resume their work on creating a Crackmobile.
3) Give those gasoline pumps a steely squint until they automatically drop prices.
2) Throw a lot of feces and see if it sticks.
1) Ask Americans to conserve more energy...just kidding, we’ll probably annex another oil-producing country.