10) Because our Daddy is the bestest Daddy evar!
9) Girlfriend brought us Panera’s newest sandwich, Focaccia a la File.
8) Reached plea bargain to do community service in form of jailhouse-themed porn.
7) We only peddled our political authority for sex and money. It’s not like we sold drugs.
6) Needed to be out by the season finale.
5) The rule of law is no match for the power of TMZ.com!
4) Cashed in our “Survive 21 Waterboardings, Get Out of Jail Free! Card” with the US military.
3) Took advice of pal Sharon Stone and removed our legal briefs.
2) The Vice President promised we’d get pardoned if we took the rap, and he wouldn’t lie to us. Stop laughing!
1) Because jails are for poor people, silly!
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11. Because the world misses shiny things on the TV screens.
12. Because you looked so pretty throwing that fit when you had to go back in the second time.
13) no gang would take us!
14. It's not as much fun photoshopping yarbles from prison.
Good stuff! I always enjoy the bonus entries.
15. Blew out my o-ring.
Sorry Brando, but you must be tagged. I am now passing on the meme that cornered me, to you!
Maybe you can share the origins of the Clan Brando Ham. :)
Rules are over at my place.
BP is sooo naughty!
16. because it's almost too comfortable, after having lived in the inferno for so long.
one can always hope...
17) Because otherwise we'd be late for our scheduled Larry King appearance.
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