Day-vid: im on mai roof, watchin u scrub urself. U r hot.
Bath5eeba: creepy. i haz husband. he iz hittite.
Day-vid: wut iz hittite?
Bath5eeba: not shur. but he iz 1.
Day-vid: w/e. he haz 2 fite 2day.
Bath5eeba: oh noes!
As the cool kids say, read the whole thing. At this rate, Teh Stry of Danyell and teh Lions D3n may be finished by tomorrow.