10) Crowds thought they were seeing Taylor Hicks.
9) Crowds thought they were seeing Bill Clinton.
8) President lifted his shirt to show his Zog Life tatoo.
7) In Albanian, “Enough is enough, Kosovo is independent” translates to, “The Serbs, the Serbs, the Serbs are on fire, we don’t need no water, let the motherfuckers burn!”
6) Albanians relieved that cannons fired by Secret Service agents only contained Bush/Cheney campaign t-shirts.
5) Not much else going on since it’s another week until goat racing season.
4) US Naval warplanes dropped thousands of leaflets offering 20% off at the Tirana Gap.
3) President offered the three tallest Albanians an NBA tryout.
2) Albanian government warned that if the crowds didn’t cheer loudly, Vice President Cheney would steal their children in the night.
1) As formerly the most backward part of the Iron Curtain, they really appreciate incompetent oligarchs.