Special extra time edition!
In his last professional game during the World Cup championship, French midfielder Zinedine Zidane headbutted his way out of the match against Italy. What did we say to get Zidane so riled up?
14) Your mother wears combat boots. Unless the Germans are invading, then she changes into her running shoes
13) Dean Martin is the only reason Jerry Lewis ever had a career.
12) We fixed this match faster than your father had himself fixed after seeing you in the delivery room.
11) The only thing golden you deserve is a golden shower.
10) I heard you’re President Bush’s favorite player.
9) Maybe your wife would like some extra-thick Genoa salami to go with her French mini-baguette?
8) No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate.
7) What part of Quebec are you from again?
6) The French fans? Let them eat urinal cakes.
5) When you watch The Battle of Algiers, do you kick your own ass?
4) After you retire, maybe you can get a greeter job at Le Wal-Mart.
3) Biggie could rap circles around Tupac.
2) I can’t quit you.
1) Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.