Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: What did we say to Zidane?

Special extra time edition!

In his last professional game during the World Cup championship, French midfielder Zinedine Zidane headbutted his way out of the match against Italy. What did we say to get Zidane so riled up?

14) Your mother wears combat boots. Unless the Germans are invading, then she changes into her running shoes

13) Dean Martin is the only reason Jerry Lewis ever had a career.

12) We fixed this match faster than your father had himself fixed after seeing you in the delivery room.

11) The only thing golden you deserve is a golden shower.

10) I heard you’re President Bush’s favorite player.

9) Maybe your wife would like some extra-thick Genoa salami to go with her French mini-baguette?

8) No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate.

7) What part of Quebec are you from again?

6) The French fans? Let them eat urinal cakes.

5) When you watch The Battle of Algiers, do you kick your own ass?

4) After you retire, maybe you can get a greeter job at Le Wal-Mart.

3) Biggie could rap circles around Tupac.

2) I can’t quit you.

1) Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


ChillyMama said...

Teehee! Loved it!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Dean Martin! Ha.

Yosef said...

"Your sacred person is like my daughter!"

ChillyMama said...

Apparently it had something to do with Mom! The lip-reading translators are working feverishly to get us this vital information as we speak...

Brando said...

chillymama, I am sure it was something pretty good to set Zidane off. The whole thing was so bizarre.