Dining* with TLB last night, I tell her that she should just do stuff like make fun of me on her blog.
Which she immediately does.
Of course, when I tell her she should start watching football and drinking beer with me, it's in one ear and out the other.
Also, with regard to the nickname my lovely wife used for me, I have never been in a circle jerk.** I square danced once, but it was in Catholic school P.E. and the nuns would rain blows upon us with plastic rulers if we refused.
*Said dining was at a chain restaurant which Adorable Girlfriend will no doubt give me shit about. However, not all of us can go on a Godzilla-esque Bay Area snorkel rampage the way Pinko and his merry band of Bulls can.
Yes, I am much jealous.
**Okay, that's not totally true. After all, I did work in publishing for three years.