Wednesday, July 19, 2006

NOW she takes my advice

Dining* with TLB last night, I tell her that she should just do stuff like make fun of me on her blog.

Which she immediately does.

Of course, when I tell her she should start watching football and drinking beer with me, it's in one ear and out the other.

Also, with regard to the nickname my lovely wife used for me, I have never been in a circle jerk.** I square danced once, but it was in Catholic school P.E. and the nuns would rain blows upon us with plastic rulers if we refused.

*Said dining was at a chain restaurant which Adorable Girlfriend will no doubt give me shit about. However, not all of us can go on a Godzilla-esque Bay Area snorkel rampage the way Pinko and his merry band of Bulls can.

Yes, I am much jealous.

**Okay, that's not totally true. After all, I did work in publishing for three years.


Adorable Girlfriend said...

Chain restaurants aren't that bad. AG isn't going to give you shit. Unless it was McDonald's and then AG is just going to remind you that you shook hands with the enemy and left you off easy.

P.S. Pork is overated and bad for you.


Brando said...

But pork is so good, especially when combined with egg, cheese, and a couple of mini-pankcake buns.

Yes, I am weak.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Pork is gross. Globs of fat rotting your teeth and arteries. Clogging your pores and body. Gross!

It's not about being weak. Weak is someone who starts a war just to profit in oil prices from...