Top Ten Tuesdays: How are we celebrating our independence?

10) Choosing which hand to blow off with an M-80

9) Shoving as many wieners in our mouth as we like, as long as we don’t marry one of them

8) Lighting the White House grill with the Bill of Rights

7) Showing our support for the troops without actually becoming one of the troops

6) Watching the World Cup from the Land of the Free to Go Home instead of the Home of the Still Playing

5) Taking out a home equity loan to fill up the Hummer

4) Adding the National Security Agency to our Friends and Family phone plan

3) Blogging from outside of mom’s basement

2) Paying 21.9% interest on the new American flag leather jacket we charged

1) Changing Declaration of Independence to read “life, liberty, and the pursuit of pre-approved happiness.”