10) Quit eating fudge-covered Oreos on the treadmill.
9) Don't sing like a canary about DeLay even when threatened with prison Santorum.
8) Keep the cats sober.
7) Pay for reconstruction through oil revenues.
6) Put our Ohio State education to good use.
5) Suppress thoughts of hot pants and chaps while conducting mass.
4) Try harder to differentiate between the good brown people and the bad ones when dropping ordnance.
3) Stop drunk-dialing Cheney from the Oval Office.
2) Work while at work.
1) Be funny.