10) Number of #3 guys in Al Queda.
9) Power to stop the nomination of Judge Dreadful.
8) Invincibility of the Chicago Bears defense.
7) Right of the Executive Branch to do whatever it wants as long as the word “war” is mentioned someplace.
6) Size of our WMD program.
5) Size of WMD in our pants.
4) Level of intelligence in intelligent design.
3) How easy it is for a crack Counter Terrorist Unit to get infiltrated season after season.
2) Desire to bite the special interest hand that feeds us.
1) The truth in our “true life” stories.*
*Hat tip to the always truthful SER at BAF.