Top Ten Tuesdays: What else are we doing with the stars?

Special expanded mid-season replacement edition!

15) Poledancing With the Stars (Fridays at Midnight on HBO!)
14) Procuring Transgender Escorts With the Stars
13) Going Straight to Video With the Stars
12) Fulfilling Community Service With the Stars
11) Losing Our Minds on Oprah’s Couch With the Stars
10) Holding Our Hair While Purging With the Stars
9) Filling the Emotional Voids in Our Lives Through Ostentatious Displays of Wealth With the Stars
8) Nancing About With the Stars (new on Bravo!)
7) Skating Around Infidelity Rumors With the Stars
6) Screaming Our Heads Off While Getting Waxed With the Stars
5) Whizzinating With the Stars (only on ESPN!)
4) Coming Up With a Cover Story for Our Sudden Weight Loss and Sallow Complexion With the Stars
3) Running California Into the Ground With the Stars
2) Reminding Service Staff Who We Are With the Stars
1) Begging for a Camera to Follow Us Around in a Last-Ditch Effort to Regain Even a Shred of Our Former Popularity With the Stars