Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Top Ten Tuesdays: What are we marketing to Christians?

10) Hairier, four-legged version of Christ.
9) Love songs about Jesus that wouldn’t sound out of place on the Brokeback Mountain soundtrack.
8) The death penalty.
7) Bill O’Reilly vibrating Christmas falafel.
6) Science textbooks with the science conveniently pre-removed.
5) Dry humping and blue balls.
4) Ed Wood’s Book of Revelations.
3) Confessional booth chastity belts (available in Confessor and Penitent models)
2) New and improved martyr complex.
1) Lying, greed, corruption, hypocrisy, and war.

1 comment:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Put me down for an order of the chastity belts. I will take 10 for my family plus another 15 for my boys at Republic of Dogs (RoD).