Special Nigel Tufnel edition!
11) The Colonel’s 11 secret herbs and spices*
10) Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze
9) Most nuns go commando
8) Tom Cruise wanted to transfer the frozen head of L. Ron Hubbard onto Nicole Kidman
7) Iron Chef suffering from life-threatening oxidation
6) Area 51 was just a really, really exclusive night club
5) Tupac faked his shooting death, only to be eaten later by ravenous Elvis Presley
4) Airplane contrails give the elderly that old-people smell
3) On 9/11, the children were actually reading My Pet Goat
to the President
2) The original Deep Throat: Rock Hudson
1) Soybean milk is people, it’s people!
*Special thanks to TLB.