Bring on the stunt dicks

The thumb of The Man is holding back my Wednesday creative-juice money shot, but I found a couple things on these here Internets that gave me some throaty chuckles:

• The Adventures of Battle-Action Bush and the Keyboard Kommandos (via The Poorman)—Much better than Episode 1 of another horrifying movie series.
  
• McSweeny's recently reminded me of Ike Turner's Guide to Restoring America's Honor, which is one of the best things I've ever seen on the Web that didn't involve hot girl-on-girl action.
  
• From Wonkette, the missionary-position-house-of-wax horrors of John Ashcroft's House.

The original snark will rise again, either later tonight or tomorrow.