Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Top Ten Tuesdays: Signs you've been at Disney World for too long

Special day late and dollar short edition!

10) You want Pluto spayed
9) You wish you were handicapped so you could go to the front of the lines
8) You envision the media circus that will surround your trial when you murder the 8-year-old SOB that keeps kicking your leg
7) You begin drooling uncontrollably at the thought of consuming fiber and vegetables
6) You get air rage on the Dumbo ride
5) You’re unable to stop thinking about a Snow White-Little Mermaid ménage à trois
4) You're convinced that you should resign from the firm and become a pirate
3) You believe Tom Sawyer Island was the inspiration for Mark Twain’s novel
2) You spend so much time at Animal Kingdom that you become feral
1) You can’t achieve orgasm without waiting in line for 45 minutes

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