10) Currently one of those crazy white women
9) Downed Viagra with a Levitra chaser
8) Came for the love, stayed for the Scientology
7) 'Nam, man...'Nam
6) Tiffany's appearance on H1t Me Baby One More Time got us a little Wang Chunged.
5) Already a goofball when became hopped up on goofballs
4) Taco Bell snuck past our internal border patrol
3) One night in Bangcock and yadda yadda yadda, it won't stop burning
2) Huh, huh, you said wang.
1) Homeschooled at the Neverland Ranch