Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: What did we get for Valentine's Day?

10) A “Lewinsky” from Laura

9) Surveillance video from wife's lawyer

8) A free first minute from the 1-900 number

7) Burning sensation

6) The usual 30 seconds of wiggling

5) A hell of a surprise on the all-guys fishing trip

4) Lock of ex-boyfriend’s hair to complete voodoo doll

3) Chance to say “I love you” before leather mask was zipped back up

2) Buckshot facial from a giant Dick

1) Nothing, and thanks for reminding us, asshole

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