Blue Girl has this funky meme that seems tailor made for my blog. The idea is that you find five statements that, when typed into Google, list your blog as the number one hit.
Given the kind of search terms I find in my site meter, I thought this could be...enlightening. I also decided to up the degree of difficulty by not using “circle jerk” in the search, although the terms I did use showed the same level of charm, class, and sophistication.
5. mitt romney dry hump. I have to give credit to dooce for inspiration, because her blog was where I first read about what passes for a randy Friday night at BYU.
4. nipple nazi rat poison. This goes to The Lovely Becky’s favorite piece I’ve ever done. I was always sorry I never did another sketch show -- I would have loved to see this performed.
3. iraq quagmire ass bacon. It’s because I walk around with things like this in my head that I started this blog.
2. republicans longing clinton’s penis. Since I wrote this, the “clinton” part has really become superfluous.
1. girthy sodomizing tribulation. I’m not only number one for this term, I am the only result for this. That’s probably for the best.