10) Five-page sex scene that really only lasted about a sentence and a half.
9) An assload of coveting our neighbor's razor.
8) El Presidente Bush es un chingando pendejo grande!
7) A few dozen pertinent facts that we forgot to tell the jury.
6) Revelation that we would only cut interest rates after killing a drifter and reading his innards.
5) Harrowing tales of snorting coke off of Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s tits.
4) Harrowing tales of snorting coke off of Vince Neil’s tits.
3) A marriage secret: the couple that stays together is the couple that shoots old men in the face together.
2) Lots more material for this blog to plagerize.
1) Limited edition pubic hair bookmarks.