Special extra holy shit edition!
12) Advance copy of The Origin of Species.
11) Bones from biblical ancestor of Geraldo Rivera.
10) Mysterious new car smell.
9) Ancient flower arrangements reading “Beloved Savior” and “Son of God.”
8) Unpaid bill from Last Supper.
7) DNA evidence proving Mary Magdalene was actually time-travelling Sarah Conner.
6) Engraved stone snapshots from the Honeymoon in Cana.
5) Curse that makes King Tut’s look like a head cold.
4) Report card showing Jesus's son Judah failing theology, with note to teacher saying, “Don’t worry, I’ll put the fear of God in him.”
3) Unopened box of Shroud of Turin knockoffs.
2) Plot for next Dan Brown novel and/or Indiana Jones movie.
1) One hell of a tempest in a Talpiot.
11 comments:
AG found Steve-the-Pastor's love letters where he admits his sinful love of Jesus.
Worn copy of the Peplos Issue of Gladiator Illustrated tucked under the shroud.
re #9: Yeah, I gotta wonder if this is Cameron's Geraldo-in-Al-Capone's-tomb moment, too.
Nice to get the Christianists upset, though.
#12 and #4 are just plain hilarious.
#13)original script for Jesus Christ, Superstar.
From the Talpiot Wiki: The bones contained in the ossuaries were buried in unmarked graves following the discovery.
I don't know why, but that made me laugh the hardest of any of 'em.
Oh, and #s 4 & 9. 12 was, kind of, just expected, eh.
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15) Pager number for a meth-dealing gay hooker.
This is so baaaad! And during Lent even!!! :)
I think they found proof that Mary Magdalene was actually Jesus in drag.
Number 14: Engraved on the walls: Don't worsip me, follow my example.
15. Detailed writings about his feelings on stem cell research.
16) Osama bin Laden.
Bossy rocks!
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