Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: What else did we find in Jesus' tomb?

Special extra holy shit edition!

12) Advance copy of The Origin of Species.

11) Bones from biblical ancestor of Geraldo Rivera.

10) Mysterious new car smell.

9) Ancient flower arrangements reading “Beloved Savior” and “Son of God.”

8) Unpaid bill from Last Supper.

7) DNA evidence proving Mary Magdalene was actually time-travelling Sarah Conner.

6) Engraved stone snapshots from the Honeymoon in Cana.

5) Curse that makes King Tut’s look like a head cold.

4) Report card showing Jesus's son Judah failing theology, with note to teacher saying, “Don’t worry, I’ll put the fear of God in him.”

3) Unopened box of Shroud of Turin knockoffs.

2) Plot for next Dan Brown novel and/or Indiana Jones movie.

1) One hell of a tempest in a Talpiot.


Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG found Steve-the-Pastor's love letters where he admits his sinful love of Jesus.

fish said...

Worn copy of the Peplos Issue of Gladiator Illustrated tucked under the shroud.

Brendan said...

re #9: Yeah, I gotta wonder if this is Cameron's Geraldo-in-Al-Capone's-tomb moment, too.

Nice to get the Christianists upset, though.

#12 and #4 are just plain hilarious.

almostinfamous said...

#13)original script for Jesus Christ, Superstar.

MichaelBains said...

From the Talpiot Wiki: The bones contained in the ossuaries were buried in unmarked graves following the discovery.

I don't know why, but that made me laugh the hardest of any of 'em.

Oh, and #s 4 & 9. 12 was, kind of, just expected, eh.


teh l4m3 said...

15) Pager number for a meth-dealing gay hooker.

Jennifer said...

This is so baaaad! And during Lent even!!! :)

I think they found proof that Mary Magdalene was actually Jesus in drag.

Chuckles said...

Number 14: Engraved on the walls: Don't worsip me, follow my example.

Churlita said...

15. Detailed writings about his feelings on stem cell research.

BOSSY said...

16) Osama bin Laden.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Bossy rocks!