2 pints of Imperial stout
1 finger of white man’s burden
1 dozen sour grapes
3 shots of Mad Dog
Add bitters non-liberally and stir with straw men.
Shake until extra frothy.
Pour over lies in a tumbler of treason.*
Serve with a double standard on the side.
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