Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: What are we cutting out of the budget?

10) Free airfare for soldiers deployed to Iraq (military discounts on Southwest airlines still available).

9) Fancy 2-ply toilet paper for Congress (take that, Pelosi!).

8) Health.

7) Anything that smells like old people.

6) Complimentary pie and hookers for corporate lobbyists (sorry, business, we had to sacrifice something).

5) Math.

4) Brush (that stuff is everywhere!).

3) 50% of compassionate conservatism.

2) Everything that doesn’t shoot, explode, detain, or kick back enough tax money to store our yachts for the winter.

1) Reality (check, please!).


MichaelBains said...

LOL! Nicely counted down, eh. (I love effective parantheticals. Heheh...)

teh l4m3 said...

11) Anything what sez humans done DEE-sended from them thear monkeys. Any fool can see that ain't so.

Chuckles said...

Let's just cut the monkeys out in general from the budget.

Since chimps are apes, that would still leave the Chimperor in charge. Let's cut all primates from the budget.

BOSSY said...

11) Everything -- but leave those young male interns where they are, baby.

Blue Gal said...

That's fab.

Churlita said...

I thought we cut health out of the budget a long time ago. Ah, what the hell. Let's cut it again.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Man, AG loves math.

You know, being a Barbie girl and all.

fish said...

Okay, maybe just the pie.