The New York Times reported that 51% of American women are now living without a spouse. Why?
10) Gave other side a try after watching season one of The L Word.
9) More economical to pay cash for lawn care than to exchange it for 40 years of the missionary position.
8) Chocolates never ask for anal.
7) Don’t have to worry that the ficus will try to pollinate a younger fern with bigger leaves that are clearly plastic.
6) Smoke meth with a gay prostitute once, shame on you. Smoke meth with a gay prostitute twice....
5) Decided it was easier to raise kids without carrying another big baby.
4) After we put the Energizer Bunny in our rabbits, it was like John Henry versus the steam engine.
3) If we’re going to stroke something that hairy, it better keep our laps warm for more than 30 seconds.
2) Once they’ve been cut off for a while, they’ll be begging to be the First Husband.
1) Three words: No more SportsCenter.