10) Every time freedom rings, and Iraqi gets his wings.
9) The infallible Word of God or whomever it is that keeps giving orders that only we can hear.
8) Secret code possibly revealing next country we plan to liberate. However, this code will only be available to members of Little Orphan Annie’s Secret Decoder Club.
7) A love for Dick Cheney that we can no longer keep in the cloakroom.
6) That we’re ready to get this Republican Party started! (cue House music)
5) A plea for all members of Congress to put aside their partisan differences and let the Executive Branch do whatever the fuck it wants.
4) In order to make health care more meaningful and affordable, old people will be allowed to die in peace and dignity, without the embarrassing interference of hospitals, doctors, or medicines.
3) The United States will curb the problem of illegal immigration by annexing the rest of the Western Hemisphere.
2) That we have a plan for winning the war in Iraq, reducing the deficit, providing health care to the uninsured, and curbing immigration.
1) That said plan is top secret.