Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: What Halloween Costumes Are We Wearing?

Special extra razor blades in the Snickers addition!

12) Slutty Congressman (with optional built-in excuse)

11) Zombie Bush Supporter (requires more brains than Standard Bush Supporter)

10) Reanimated Spine of Media (with optional spineless Fox)

9) Bloody National Guardsman on Extend Deployment (requires same costume as last year)

8) Severed Purple Finger (with optional democracy)

7) Shrieking Conservative Blogger (requires chickenhawk mask)

6) Ghost of Elections Past (with optional eye of Newt)

5) Mutilated Geneva Conventions (requires board and water bucket)

4) Curious Macaca (with optional Man in the Yellow Hood)

3) Invisible Weapons of Mass Destruction (requires imagination)

2) Skeleton (with optional Republican closet)

1) Vice President Cheney (requires horns and pitchfork)


BOSSY said...

Bossy is going as a Hanging Chad, recount optional.

Brando said...

Nice one, Bossy!

Paul B said...

Well done!

Churlita said...

I don't think the Republican closet should be optional.

Cheryll said...

Yikes! Shoulda remembered that Tuesdays require a beverage alert.... Now how'm I gonna get ginger ale out of my keyboard??

almostinfamous said...

going as cheney also necessitates a fog of war machine.

fish said...

Charmin roll, special Constitution edition.

Chuckles said...

HAHA, fish wins

teh l4m3 said...

I loved Condi's Lucy van Pelt costume this year! Oh, wait...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I wanted Res to go out as Mark Foley. Except, he'd be out.

One of characters on How I Met Your Mother the other night went as a Hanging Chad!!

Brando said...

"Hanging Chad (with optional Wicked Witch of the South)" and a link to Kathleen Harris would have been a good one.

Like the Charmin one, too. aif, I was trying to think of a way to tie Cheney and fog of war to The Fog.

Condi could be Spooky Cultist (requires fanatical devotion).

fish said...

"Condi could be Spooky Cultist (requires fanatical devotion)."

To shoes.

teh l4m3 said...

Really I think she got a tough rap on those shoes. I sympathize with her on that. I mean, it can't be easy -- how many shoe stores offer Ferragamo's in size 14?

fish said...

how many shoe stores offer Ferragamo's in size 14?

Okay that was really funny.

But I think there are several stores in Dupont Circle that do.