Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: What's scaring us to death?

10) George Romero's Night of the Living Four-Hour Erections.

9) Not knowing what we did last summer. Seriously, what happened, and why is it all scabby?

8) Being locked inside our house on Halloween and forced to pray with our born-again parents.

7) Terrorists could attack our ports with massive all-in bets.

6) Guy at the gym who transforms into a werewolf when he takes off his shirt.

5) The man-eating ogre that lives in the Washington swamp.

4) The recurring dream where we're trapped in a maze with no way out and surrounded by monsters who keep coming no matter how much we shoot and then waking up in time to go on patrol in Baghdad.

3) The Korean version of “99 Luftballoons.”

2) The IMs we’re getting from the Congressman are coming from inside the House!

1) Death.

8 comments:

BOSSY said...

The IMs we’re getting from the Congressman are coming from inside the House! - Ha!

Churlita said...

I am total agreement with Bossy - ha ha.

The back hair guy caused nightmares for me last night - I guess it's good that he has a sense of humor about it...

almostinfamous said...

99 luftballoons!

i am so playing that tonight

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Yes, but why does Chuckie's dad keep IMing AG. She told him on her myspace.com page to leave her alone.

Brando said...

That guy's back didn't need to be waxed, it needed to be mowed.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Mowed...lol!

Trust AG, the Jews are a hairy line of people. AG is familiar with the need for mowing concept.

teh l4m3 said...

The first treatment for ischemic priapism is "therapeutic aspiration." The urologist sticks a needle into the side of the penis and draws blood directly from the cavernosa.

Sweeeeet...

The Truffle said...

There's a Korean version of "99 Luftballons."

Wheeeee! I so have got to check this out!