10) A “Lewinsky” from Laura
9) Surveillance video from wife's lawyer
8) A free first minute from the 1-900 number
7) Burning sensation
6) The usual 30 seconds of wiggling
5) A hell of a surprise on the all-guys fishing trip
4) Lock of ex-boyfriend’s hair to complete voodoo doll
3) Chance to say “I love you” before leather mask was zipped back up
2) Buckshot facial from a giant Dick
1) Nothing, and thanks for reminding us, asshole
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