Special extended halftime show edition!
12) Considering filling spiritual void in life with church.
11) Placing three-way parlay on upcoming biathalon, ice dancing, and curling events.
10) Calling 1-800-BETS-OFF again.
9) Locating source of that smell/finding out what happened to the cat.
8) Assuming fetal position while watching reruns of NFL games on ESPN Classic.
7) Turning attention back to Osama.
6) Attempting to have sex with wife.
5) Finding out that wife has been having sex with pool boy every Sunday for the last 22 weeks.
4) Changing "lucky" underwear.
3) Feeding, clothing, nurturing children.
2) Retiring to suspended animation chamber until August.
1) Crying all the way back to Seattle.