Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: What are we giving up for Lent?

10) Hope for stable democracy in Iraq

9) Masturbating (more than 12 times a day)

8) Reviewing port deals before approving them

7) Eating candy (off of hookers)

6) Reproductive rights for women (for good)

5) Shooting old men in the face (women and children are still fair game)

4) Mandatory detention of the swarthy

3) Creating even more Brokeback Mountain parodies (if there is a God)

2) Looking at our approval ratings

1) Catholicism


Adorable Girlfriend said...

Being Jewish, I'm giving up lent.

Robola said...

I used to just tell people I'd given up Craisins (cranberry raisins) for lent. Not eating them in the first place just makes it easier.

Brando said...

Robola, that is a brilliant idea.

Like your blog, too, I need to add you to the roll.