10) Shallow grave.
9) Herpes (just 'til we're married).
8) Our backyard tiger pit before the kids' birthday party.
7) That less-than-fresh feeling.
6) Erection we got at the blackboard when drawing a Venn diagram made us think of boobies.
5) Parasitic twin.
4) Portion of Oval Office tape where we drunk dialed Sarah Palin.
3) Fine print that bequeaths first-born child after two late payments in a row.
2) Our natural reptilian skin (just 'til we've enslaved humanity).
1) Pretty much everything with Febreze.
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11. with our zebra print Snuggie
Oh, crap, I missread the title....
hehehehe
0.5 Worst oil spill in the world, with chemicals that will probably make it worse.
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Our super powers, because, um... hey I might be able to make a buck off those.
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