Friday, January 27, 2006

Friday funny boning

Found both of these over at anne_jumps. We start with the ranty...

a) The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

I really, really, really wish I had written something like this:

31. Rita Cosby

Charges: Unholy pastiche of fearmongering and celebrity ringworm with the brain of a moth, the integrity of a tapeworm, and the appearance and larynx of a sugar-addicted, glass-eating drag queen.

Exhibit A: Her banter with Joe Scarborough kills children.

Sentence: Kicked in the nuts.
There is so much pure, concentrated rant to fill up on, one more wafer thin mint of snark would cause me to explode.

Then we move to the surreal...

b) The Perry Bible Fellowship Comics

Don't let the name or the seemingly innocuous main image fool you. There is some hilarious, twisted tomfoolery afoot here, such as:


Update: The Poor Man pointed me to an absolutely priceless parody:

Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure

Iraq done as the game Zork.


Grendel said...

Holy crap, that Perry Fellowship stuff made the tequila come out of my nose!

Unknown said...

That can't be good Grendel.