Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: How are we celebrating U.S. troop pullouts from our cities?

Special kinda sorta free edition!

10) Arranging naked detainees to spell out "FREEDOM."

9) Firing guns jubilantly in the air, then aiming them at attacking predator drone that's mistaken us for insurgents.

8) Bidding U.S. Army bon voyage as they head toward Iranian border.

7) Grabbing random Iraqi woman to kiss in the street, before being stoned to death by outraged mob.

6) Moving ahead of Afghanistan in the U.S.-Occupied Nations Power Poll.

5) Setting off Improvised Explosive Fireworks.

4) Holding a Not Quite Independence Day Sale at Bagdad Mernard's (where we're on a jihad—to save you big money!)

3) Attending Beach Boys concert in Kirkuk.

2) Having a neighborhood barbeque and talking about how we should get back to focusing our hatred on the Zionists.

1) Celebrating very quietly inside where it's safe.

19 comments:

Jennifer said...

Pulling out usually doesn't work... only abstinence. They never should have entered in the first place.

Bill Stankus said...

I've never celebrated a pull out. Sorry.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

pull it out, put it back in again.

Brando said...

I have an army of filthbots invading my blog.

Churlita said...

Will there be enough middle aged, pot bellied, balding Iraqi guys wearing Hawaiian shirts and pony tails to attend the Beach Boys concert?

Jennifer said...

Army of Filthbots... new name for a ZRM band?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Zombie Filthbot Army From the 48th Dimension....

New movie.

Kathleen said...

it's the Buckaroo Bonzai reboot

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Buckaroo BonZombie.

fish said...

John Bonzombie.

Ifthezardozdontgetya™³²®© said...

Pardon me, but have you any filthbot party?
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Chuckles said...

11) Hoping the holiday crowds know how to tip after they've pulled out.

fish said...

Let's not talk about leaving a tip with zombies about, shall we?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ZOMBIES TAKE THE WHOLE THING.

ZOM NOM NOM

fish said...

I was thinking more of parts falling off...

Brando said...

Yes, "Just the tip" takes on quite a few different meanings where zombies are concerned.

Jennifer said...

Yeah, take it all zombie... take it all.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

o god, I've been taking it all for a year or two now....

Who do I need to talk to in order to get it to stop?

Plago? Capcha thinks so

Jennifer said...

FYI- Asian Filthbot seems to have taken over Snag's site... Poor Snag. Poor me, I clicked...