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10) Arranging naked detainees to spell out "FREEDOM."
9) Firing guns jubilantly in the air, then aiming them at attacking predator drone that's mistaken us for insurgents.
8) Bidding U.S. Army bon voyage as they head toward Iranian border.
7) Grabbing random Iraqi woman to kiss in the street, before being stoned to death by outraged mob.
6) Moving ahead of Afghanistan in the U.S.-Occupied Nations Power Poll.
5) Setting off Improvised Explosive Fireworks.
4) Holding a Not Quite Independence Day Sale at Bagdad Mernard's (where we're on a jihad—to save you big money!)
3) Attending Beach Boys concert in Kirkuk.
2) Having a neighborhood barbeque and talking about how we should get back to focusing our hatred on the Zionists.
1) Celebrating very quietly inside where it's safe.