Special kinda sorta free edition!
10) Arranging naked detainees to spell out "FREEDOM."
9) Firing guns jubilantly in the air, then aiming them at attacking predator drone that's mistaken us for insurgents.
8) Bidding U.S. Army bon voyage as they head toward Iranian border.
7) Grabbing random Iraqi woman to kiss in the street, before being stoned to death by outraged mob.
6) Moving ahead of Afghanistan in the U.S.-Occupied Nations Power Poll.
5) Setting off Improvised Explosive Fireworks.
4) Holding a Not Quite Independence Day Sale at Bagdad Mernard's (where we're on a jihad—to save you big money!)
3) Attending Beach Boys concert in Kirkuk.
2) Having a neighborhood barbeque and talking about how we should get back to focusing our hatred on the Zionists.
1) Celebrating very quietly inside where it's safe.
19 comments:
Pulling out usually doesn't work... only abstinence. They never should have entered in the first place.
I've never celebrated a pull out. Sorry.
pull it out, put it back in again.
I have an army of filthbots invading my blog.
Will there be enough middle aged, pot bellied, balding Iraqi guys wearing Hawaiian shirts and pony tails to attend the Beach Boys concert?
Army of Filthbots... new name for a ZRM band?
Zombie Filthbot Army From the 48th Dimension....
New movie.
it's the Buckaroo Bonzai reboot
Buckaroo BonZombie.
John Bonzombie.
Pardon me, but have you any filthbot party?
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11) Hoping the holiday crowds know how to tip after they've pulled out.
Let's not talk about leaving a tip with zombies about, shall we?
ZOMBIES TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
ZOM NOM NOM
I was thinking more of parts falling off...
Yes, "Just the tip" takes on quite a few different meanings where zombies are concerned.
Yeah, take it all zombie... take it all.
o god, I've been taking it all for a year or two now....
Who do I need to talk to in order to get it to stop?
Plago? Capcha thinks so
FYI- Asian Filthbot seems to have taken over Snag's site... Poor Snag. Poor me, I clicked...
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