Special extra crowd control edition!
12) Wanted to celebrate a Laker win by treating Los Angeles the way Kobe treats 19-year-old hotel employees.
11) Part of guerilla marketing campaign for new Pepsi Riot energy drink. (Pepsico warns you to riot responsibly.)
10) Release of New Jonas Brothers CD sent "OMG!" levels to uncontrollable highs.
9) Zombie outbreak finally happened.
8) Ate new Volcano Beef Burrito from Taco Bell and couldn't find public restroom in time.
7) Furious that Viagra makes 65-year-old men as horny as 18-year-olds, but still leaves them looking like 65-year-old men.
6) As out-of-work bricklayers, have plenty of time and lots of spare bricks.
5) Heard Obama set up a kissing booth and wanted to be first in line.
4) Playing new multiplayer Nintendo game, Wii Riot. (First aid not included.)
3) FREE DONUTS!!! OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL CUT YOU!!!
2) Angry that Iranian Supreme Court awarded presidency to George W. Bush.
1) Honestly, we're just here to get a free TV.
15 comments:
I walked home from work to eat lunch, and I don't want to go back. To the horrible place.
RIOT!1!!
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So I'm NOT the only one that fears that new volcano burrito thingy??
LOL esp at #2
1.2) babies need to convey horror of not being held in exactly correct position with song and pacifier and bouncing and rocking
#1 cracked me up.
Volcano Beef Burrito are three words that should never come together in one product.
LOL, Kathleen, it gets easier.
When I was going to school at UC Davis, my roomate had a friend at UCLA during the Rodney King riots. He was on the phone and told him to pick him a TV if his friend went out looting. He was kidding, but not completely.
Volcano Beef Burrito
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
Number 9 zombie shout out.
foreen, indeed,
I see people a) get home from work earlier than I do, or b) can blog from work.
Either is cause to riot in the streets.
@()#@&*$^&@#*!
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#5 could also include a chance to touch Michelle Obamas arms. You know, to increase the riot factor.
17) All the Rush Rock Band releases secretly switched with Barry Gibb.
17) All the Rush Rock Band releases secretly switched with Barry Gibb.
LOL!!
I would be out there beating people with my plastic guitar if that happened.
#21) want a riot of my own!
#22. Never Been In A Riot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-K0bRlJEsE
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