10) Require retiring government workers to earn their pensions by surviving The Running Man challenge (California only).
9) Allow WIC to be only good for Cheez-Whiz, Funyuns, and baby formula.
8) Replace road maintenance crews with a couple of Roombas.
7) Reduce education expenses by replacing all text books with The Bible (Kansas only).
6) Charge $10 per throw for new Rod Blagojevich dunking tank (Illinois only).
5) Enact new "boner tax" (monitor required).
4) Shut down all government functions during July for new "State of Nature" month.
3) Double the ammunition tax during "State of Nature" month.
2) Offer lottery winners new lump meth payment in lieu of cash.
1) Let governor take unpaid leave of absence so we can get stimulus money while he's gone.