Prop. U2: Prohibits Bono from buggin’ ya without your consent.
Prop. EH-69: Mandates that all e-Harmony customers list their kinks.
Prop. PR-6: Establishes more stringent whininess emissions requirements for all Project Runway contestants.
Prop. OU812: Requires waterboarding with Cabo Wabo tequilla for any musician guilty of excessive punning on album titles (aka the REO Speedwagon You Can't Tune a Piano but You Can Tuna Fish law)*
Prop. 81: Permits placing of tape over Chad Johnson’s mouth (aka The Ocho Cinco law).
Prop.401K: Allows people to crash at the houses of the fund managers who lost all their retirement savings.
Prop. 50-PS: Closes numerous loopholes that allow people to leave their lovers.
Prop. 300: Makes it a misdemeanor to masturbate to war porn in public theaters.
Prop. 12-BSG: Requires all multiply-born children to be tested for Cylon heritage.
Prop. 2009: Removes George W. Bush from office and places him a public dunking tank until the proposition is repealed.
*Hat tip to Churlita for suggesting this the last time.