Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: What propositions are we voting for?

Prop. U2: Prohibits Bono from buggin’ ya without your consent.

Prop. EH-69: Mandates that all e-Harmony customers list their kinks.

Prop. PR-6: Establishes more stringent whininess emissions requirements for all Project Runway contestants.

Prop. OU812: Requires waterboarding with Cabo Wabo tequilla for any musician guilty of excessive punning on album titles (aka the REO Speedwagon You Can't Tune a Piano but You Can Tuna Fish law)*

Prop. 81: Permits placing of tape over Chad Johnson’s mouth (aka The Ocho Cinco law).

Prop.401K: Allows people to crash at the houses of the fund managers who lost all their retirement savings.

Prop. 50-PS: Closes numerous loopholes that allow people to leave their lovers.

Prop. 300: Makes it a misdemeanor to masturbate to war porn in public theaters.

Prop. 12-BSG: Requires all multiply-born children to be tested for Cylon heritage.

Prop. 2009: Removes George W. Bush from office and places him a public dunking tank until the proposition is repealed.


*Hat tip to Churlita for suggesting this the last time.

5 comments:

Shannon Erin said...

I'm voting YES on all of those.

rotten mcdonald said...

Prop 10,000 (maniacs) calls for outlawing twirly dancing by pseudo hippies

rotten mcdonald said...

Prop 1987

Kathleen said...

LOL!! An election for the books!

Churlita said...

I wish I could vote for those and against Prop 8, but they didn't let Iowans vote on any of them.

YeeeHaaaaw! I'm finally letting myself celebrate now.