10) Yes, We Might.
9) Creating Thousands of New American Jobs...in the Middle East!
8) I Don’t Need Your Vote, I’ve Got ACORN.
7) Ready to Return to Congress to Do All the Things I Neglected While Running for President!
6) Never Hugged by President Bush.
5) Change You Could Spare? Seriously, This Public Financing Thing Sucks.
4) A Man of Many Convictions, All of Them Thrown Out on Appeal.
3) I Sucked at History and Don’t Even Know Who the Weathermen Are.
2) Apocalypse, Now!
1) Keep the White in White House.
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That was nine bits of funny and one of OUCH.
I think McCain needs a scratch ticket that shows all of the ways he knows how to fix things, but the ticket can't be scratched until you prove you've voted for him.
"I can fix this economy! I know how!"
"I can find Bin Laden! I know how!"
"I can change Washington! I know how!"
He's starting to sound like Spicoli..."I can fix it! My Dad;s a television repairman and has the ultimate set of tools! I can fix it..."
11) Another Tactic Swtich: That's Change You Can Believe In
Bossy is relieved you haven't lost it... not one iota.
My friends, I am not an animal, I am a human being.
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