Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: Which other Americans are we spotlighting in our campaign speeches?

10) Melvin the Underemployed Man Whore.

9) Vito the Completely Legitimate Businessman.

8) Russell the Beneficiary of Affirmative Action Who Now Hates Affirmative Action.

7) Mary the Fully-Armed, Pro-Life Soccer Mom.

6) Akbar the Cabbie Who Shares the Same Name as Akbar the Terrorist.

5) Lisa the Accidental Internet Porn Star Thanks to Her Asshole Ex-Boyfriend.

4) Cookie the Anti-Immigration Rodeo Clown.

3) Yvette the Eavesdropping National Security Agency Operator.

2) Frankie the Guy Who Can Eat His Weight in Ham and Now Needs Health Insurance.

1) Joe the Fictional Political Talking Point.

17 comments:

blue girl said...

LOL. Hilarious, Brando!

Blogger buddy, Lucy wrote a post the other day about a game she and her husband played after the debate. Coming up with other "Joes." This one was my favorite:

Joe Dime Bag (can’t you just picture Palin…”Well, you know, Joe dime bag just wants to burn one after a hard day at the mine, you betcha…”)

Here's Joe Posnanski's take. (Scroll about halfway down the post.)

blue girl said...

Brando, from one of your links:

The Republicans know something the Dems still haven’t figured out: If you repeat a lie enough times it really does become true in the minds of the American public.

I swear to God, that's so true. And you know where I think they learned it? I think Karl Rove spent day after day watching the OJ Simpson trial and learned that all you have to do is say it over and over and over and over and over and there will be people who fall for it. I swear to God, it's the OJ Syndrome!

rotten mcdonald said...

no link for Lisa The Accidental Porn Star?

rotten mcdonald said...

BG, Vonnegut said that so many years ago, didn't he?

Something about Columbus 'discovering' America, regardless of the fact that it was already occupied by millions of people. "We discovered it, we discovered it, we discovered it!"

Kathleen said...

LOL!!!!

Jennifer said...

Joe the Black Market Organ Trafficker.

rotten mcdonald said...

Jane the Cheating Cookie Queen

Noelle said...

That's just plain funny.

Churlita said...

Once again, pure gold, Brando.

All my friends on Facebook have changed their middle names to Hussein. I had no idea there were so many terrorists on social networking services.

fish said...

Joe Goatse the... well maybe you should just see for yourself.

Kathleen said...

Joe Goatse the... well maybe you should just see for yourself.

Jennifer don't fall for it!!!!

Jennifer said...

Nevah!!!

fish said...

No, seriously, it is really cool.

rotten mcdonald said...

Billy the Zombie.


seriously, somebody has to forward the Goatse name to the McCain camp. Even odds they put him in a speech.

Jennifer said...

Even odds they put him in a speech.

I think they'll put the speech in him...

fish said...

I think he is the source of McCain's speeches.

Brando said...

Do not search for Goatse. That image will follow me to the grave.

Sorry for missing the Friday Random 11, I was really, really busy with work.