10) Yes, We Might.
9) Creating Thousands of New American Jobs...in the Middle East!
8) I Don’t Need Your Vote, I’ve Got ACORN.
7) Ready to Return to Congress to Do All the Things I Neglected While Running for President!
6) Never Hugged by President Bush.
5) Change You Could Spare? Seriously, This Public Financing Thing Sucks.
4) A Man of Many Convictions, All of Them Thrown Out on Appeal.
3) I Sucked at History and Don’t Even Know Who the Weathermen Are.
2) Apocalypse, Now!
1) Keep the White in White House.