10) Lycanthropy.
9) Buzzing sounds from wife’s side of the bed.
8) Foreboding, disembodied head of Paul Krugman.
7) Creeping ourselves out by counting cloned sheep.
6) Weighing whether Cubs World Series championship is worth triggering Apocalypse.
5) Current cardboard house much breezier and pebble-strewn than former foreclosed house.
4) Severe Viagra malfunction.
3) New Starbucks I.V. bag.
2) Gnawing feeling that life is but a series of empty, meaningless actions designed to distract us from staring at the infinite blackness of an uncaring universe/thinking about fantasy football lineup (tie).
1) “President Palin.”
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What isn't?
11) Wondering if Rose of Sharon is still open for business.
Lookin for a good chili dog
I second RM's first comment.
Also,I don't think the Rose of Sharon serves chili dogs along with the milkshakes.
I thought fantasy football was there to distract you from that gnawing feeling? If not, what's the point of it again?
#6 - Grrr, I growl at you and point my foam cubbie-blue finger in your general direction.
#1 - OH MY GOD. I have to get my EU passport, like NOW. You can come stay with me in Germany when she's put in power....
RM, at least that problem is solved.
Not in Milwaukee, It's not.
Besides, Chuckles wouldn't take me there.
Chuckles is a very bad person.
OT:
for you Brando: Teahcing your Kids to Rolepjay is Only Natural.
wow, could I have more spelling errors in that comment?
where is the edit button on this thing???
re: #2 - Drew Brees + Marshawn Lynch = AWESOME BABY!!!
Hilarious as always.
For me it's cats. Cats that think that 3AM means "fightin' time." Maybe I should get myself a newborn for balance.
President Palin? Or sure, go ahead and ruin a perfectly good buzz.
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