Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: What's keeping us up at night?

10) Lycanthropy.

9) Buzzing sounds from wife’s side of the bed.

8) Foreboding, disembodied head of Paul Krugman.

7) Creeping ourselves out by counting cloned sheep.

6) Weighing whether Cubs World Series championship is worth triggering Apocalypse.

5) Current cardboard house much breezier and pebble-strewn than former foreclosed house.

4) Severe Viagra malfunction.

3) New Starbucks I.V. bag.

2) Gnawing feeling that life is but a series of empty, meaningless actions designed to distract us from staring at the infinite blackness of an uncaring universe/thinking about fantasy football lineup (tie).

1) “President Palin.”

14 comments:

rotten mcdonald said...

What isn't?

fish said...

11) Wondering if Rose of Sharon is still open for business.

rotten mcdonald said...

Lookin for a good chili dog

Jennifer said...

I second RM's first comment.

Also,I don't think the Rose of Sharon serves chili dogs along with the milkshakes.

Churlita said...

I thought fantasy football was there to distract you from that gnawing feeling? If not, what's the point of it again?

Von said...

#6 - Grrr, I growl at you and point my foam cubbie-blue finger in your general direction.
#1 - OH MY GOD. I have to get my EU passport, like NOW. You can come stay with me in Germany when she's put in power....

fish said...

RM, at least that problem is solved.

rotten mcdonald said...

Not in Milwaukee, It's not.

Besides, Chuckles wouldn't take me there.

fish said...

Chuckles is a very bad person.

Kathleen said...

OT:
for you Brando: Teahcing your Kids to Rolepjay is Only Natural.

Kathleen said...

wow, could I have more spelling errors in that comment?

where is the edit button on this thing???

Kathleen said...

re: #2 - Drew Brees + Marshawn Lynch = AWESOME BABY!!!

Noelle said...

Hilarious as always.

For me it's cats. Cats that think that 3AM means "fightin' time." Maybe I should get myself a newborn for balance.

Bill Stankus said...

President Palin? Or sure, go ahead and ruin a perfectly good buzz.