10) Passed out special Green Zone whoopee cushions that make the sound of mortar fire.
9) Stuffed cucumber wrapped in tinfoil down pants before going to campus abstinence group meeting.
8) Replaced the water in waterboarding with Palmolive.
7) Hit spring in the groin with a giant snowball.
6) Developed elaborate cross-country road-trip ruse just to kidnap John Cusack.
5) Filled John McCain’s All-Bran with Viagra before breakfast fundraiser with the Concerned Women for America.
4) Hired Publisher’s Clearing House to deliver oversized eviction notices to defaulting home owners.
3) Gave Big Oil a stern tongue lashing before cracking up and giving them the usual tongue bath.
2) Dressed up in sombreros, bandoliers, and fake mustaches, then snuck through Lou Dobbs’s backyard.
1) Sent Americans their tax rebates in pennies.
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Ha! I also thought of Bossy when I saw that news this morning.
Concerned Women for America.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
11) brought chocolate skittles to the AA meeting.
Sometimes when I think that feminism's going nowhere, I see a Palmolive commercial from the olden days and I realize that we just get slightly off track from time to time, but it's really not that bad.
5a) and credential Jeff Gannon to cover the press conference.
17b) Told Al Gore that somebody found another box of ballots in Broward County .
Xz7) Sent Concerned Women of America a photoshopped picture of Ralph Reed swapping spit with Perez Hilton
29)Sent a fake invite from the Yankees to the White House , asking GWB to throw out the first pitch for the whole next homestand. :)))
k) Sent Americans their tax rebates in US dollars.
#5 is kind of perfect.
Fish is so cynical. He is what John McCain speaks of.
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Churlita, I laughed out loud when I wrote the McCain one. I know that sounds stupid, but moments like that are why I blog.
You're soaking in it.
Snort!!!!!!
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