Monday, April 14, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: Why are we so bitter?

Special Mad Libs contest edition!

I am on the road all day tomorrow, traveling back to the land of ice and snow where the spring time wind is supposed to blow instead of suck. Seeing as I no longer blog and drive since that incident at the monster truck show, I won't be able to post a Top 10 tomorrow. Plus, a whole weekend of discussing features and benefits, in person, without a hint of irony, has left my creative juices a tad drained. So I'm turning some of the fun over to you, dear readers. I'll get us started with a top 10 item, and you can put your entries in the comments. I will randomly pick a winner in Friday's Random 11 and send that person a very special prize.

10) So busy that we have to resort to the kinds of cheap content gimmicks used by Atrios and morning zoo programs.

14 comments:

Trevor Jackson said...

Everyone else beat us to this joke last week before we could make it.

billy pilgrim said...

ian1) The "Vibrant Bush Economy" has apparently destroyed my career.

Oh, you're looking for teh Funny....

Noelle said...

My bitter coffee has raised in price.

Res Publica said...

I have no idea. I've never really needed a reason before.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

If you had left me the keys we could have done:

Top 10 things AG will do to this blog before Big Daddy gets back!

Snag said...

(10) Fuckers.

Churlita said...

11.) We can't find our trust fund anywhere.

fish said...

17a) All we wanted was a little curse of our own for the next 84 years. But, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kathleen said...

9) trusted our readers to come up with something funny in comments.

Res Publica said...

Snag wins.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Snag always wins.

Oh wait. My Blog Husband is FLIRTING with him!!

Brando said...

Yes, but Snag's victories are always Pyhrric.

billy pilgrim said...

That's just the grill.

mikeinportc said...

23) Ron Popeil steals all my ideas , while I'm sleeping, with the Dream-O-Matic. :-(