Special extra alimony edition!
12) Heard our rap album.
11) Watched our reality show.
10) Found our IM log.
9) Gave her the thing that burns in addition to the thing that itches.
8) Showed her how we would kill her, if we were a killer.
7) Refused to take Viagra.
6) Took too much Viagra.
5) Couldn’t tell with all the screaming about how could we with her sister.
4) Tried to stuff her in a marriage sack.
3) Let it slip to the media that she really isn't legally blonde.
2) Lost her in a card game with James Caan.
1) Discovered our explicit love letters to Ringo.
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#13. Answered her question about sexual fantasies honestly.
I love Tuesdays at CJSD.
14) So sue me if she looks fat in that dress.
15) The honeymoon suite was full of Thetans.
It's s veritable divorce buffet...So many charmers to choose from.
15) My idea of raising kids is worse than letting them ride on the front seat
How your Thanksgiving?
As I mentioned in the new post, Thanksgiving involved much playing of Guitar Hero with my youngest brother. We went to my parents' place in Knoxville. We also played in a poker game until 3:30 am our first night, with TLB winning some money. All in all a good time. Between the gaming, gambling, eating, and sleeping, I sadly neglected the blog.
Hope everyone else had a good turkey day.
GUITAR HERO IS AMAZING.
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