Special extra alimony edition!
12) Heard our rap album.
11) Watched our reality show.
10) Found our IM log.
9) Gave her the thing that burns in addition to the thing that itches.
8) Showed her how we would kill her, if we were a killer.
7) Refused to take Viagra.
6) Took too much Viagra.
5) Couldn’t tell with all the screaming about how could we with her sister.
4) Tried to stuff her in a marriage sack.
3) Let it slip to the media that she really isn't legally blonde.
2) Lost her in a card game with James Caan.
1) Discovered our explicit love letters to Ringo.