Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: Why Is She Leaving Us?

Special extra alimony edition!


12) Heard our rap album.

11) Watched our reality show.

10) Found our IM log.

9) Gave her the thing that burns in addition to the thing that itches.

8) Showed her how we would kill her, if we were a killer.

7) Refused to take Viagra.

6) Took too much Viagra.

5) Couldn’t tell with all the screaming about how could we with her sister.

4) Tried to stuff her in a marriage sack.

3) Let it slip to the media that she really isn't legally blonde.

2) Lost her in a card game with James Caan.

1) Discovered our explicit love letters to Ringo.

9 comments:

Chuckles said...

#13. Answered her question about sexual fantasies honestly.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I love Tuesdays at CJSD.

BOSSY said...

14) So sue me if she looks fat in that dress.

teh l4m3 said...

15) The honeymoon suite was full of Thetans.

Churlita said...

It's s veritable divorce buffet...So many charmers to choose from.

almostinfamous said...

15) My idea of raising kids is worse than letting them ride on the front seat

Adorable Girlfriend said...

How your Thanksgiving?

Brando said...

As I mentioned in the new post, Thanksgiving involved much playing of Guitar Hero with my youngest brother. We went to my parents' place in Knoxville. We also played in a poker game until 3:30 am our first night, with TLB winning some money. All in all a good time. Between the gaming, gambling, eating, and sleeping, I sadly neglected the blog.

Hope everyone else had a good turkey day.

Chuckles said...

GUITAR HERO IS AMAZING.