Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: How Are We Showing Our Holiday Spirit?

10) Decking the Halls and anyone else who stands between us and the checkout line.

9) Fashioning noose out of garland.

8) Exchanging gift of democracy for Old Navy Kevlar Vests.

7) Running over mother’s Manheim Steamroller CDs with a steamroller.

6) Giving political opponents this year’s hottest radioactive isotopes.

5) Watching A Charlie Brown Christmas while playing Dark Side of the Moon.

4) Finishing Ph.D. dissertation, Bows of Folly: The Struggle for Economic and Social Equality Among Reindeer and Elves at Santa’s Workshop.

3) Regifting the Taliban.

2) Going on Maury to determine if virgin girlfriend is pregnant with the Son of God or the son of Jesus, the pool boy.

1) Asking Santa for new White House clue phone.

13 comments:

Adeline said...

I would like to run over the mannheim steamroller cd of my husbands with a steamroller. how did it ever get in the house?

Churlita said...

Boy, DNA testing could really clear things up with that whole Virgin birth theory. What do you thing god's DNA looks like?

Chuckles said...

I have always pictured the genes of God as sort of glowing and sparkly, like Crest Sparkle Motion Toothpaste.

BOSSY said...

11) Baking our Turduckens for our KwaChristmaKa feasts.

fish said...

Offering two of your children and your eternal soul for a Wii.

Brando said...

Fish, you can mimic that sacrifice motion with the Wii game, "Super Mario Sacrifice."

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Refusing to give the North Koreans iPods.

Oh wait, he already did that.

fish said...

Fish, you can mimic that sacrifice motion with the Wii game, "Super Mario Sacrifice."

Button A or B?

You have to get a Wii to sacrifice your soul to get a Wii. Joseph Heller would be proud.

Chuckles said...

I have an inside line to some Wiis if you need one, fish.

Most of my Wii is currently being frozen for future projects. I think i spelled that wrong.

fish said...

Thanks Chuckles, but a happy Christmas for the minnows has already been secured. Lucifer didn't notice that I substituted sole for soul. Got himself a really nice fish though (no relation).

teh l4m3 said...

11) Telling the kids not to have "unrealistic expectations" for the holidays. Heh, heh, heh.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Chuckles, what you only offer it to Fish?

fish said...

Chuckles, what you only offer it to Fish?

'Cause Wii does not mean U.