10) Allowing Democrats to take full responsibility for Iraq from now on.
9) Accepting that global warming is occurring but voting to not give a crap.
8) Promising not to filibuster any Supreme Court nominees for two whole years.
7) Offering to roll back tax cuts on George Soros.
6) Agreeing to put Rummy on the wagon.
5) Mandating that all pages and interns must be totally unattractive prudes.
4) Suggesting that illegal campaign contributions be shared equally with both parties.
3) Voting to keep abortion legal for all registered Democrats.
2) Promoting condom distribution in schools as long as the wrappers have abstinence prayers printed on them.
1) Tugging together on Bush’s shoulders until he can see daylight.