Comfy couch...check
NFL Sunday Ticket package...check
Wife who accepts primal urge to watch giant, sweaty men collide with each other...check
Whipped Cheeseheads...checkity check check check
Today, da Bears deprived the people of Green Bay of their only reason to live with a 26-0 mauling of the Packers. While Bill Swerski and the boys would have liked a score in the triple digits, that's about as good of a season opening as it gets for Chicago fans. And it calls for a little celebration:
On a side note, Brett Favre should have retired. He looks terrible:
8 comments:
How funny. You are so lucky to have Becky as your wife, but you already know that.
I'm not the biggest sitting at home watching football fan, but my daughter is. She was so happy all day and screaming the score out like she had turrets. I wish I could get excited with her, but ever since "The Superbowl Shuffle" hit the radio, I've had a hard time taking them seriously.
Of course if Ditka was still coach they would have beaten the Packers 70-0, but I am not one to complain...
And you just jinxed it, Brando.
I hope everyone loses this year and all the teams are so bad that the NFL decides not to have a Superbowl because they are so ashamed.
It's still a good Bears season when they win in Lambeau. I normally am not one to get too elated, but they looked awesome yesterday. They beat a bad Packer team the way they should. And after watching Carolina shit the bed yesterday at home against Atlanta while Seattle barely beat Detroit's arena football team, I think the Bears have a good chance to be the best in the NFC this year. That could change with one blown ACL, but for now, I'm pretty upbeat.
Super Bowl Shuffle is also the worst song in history, even worse than my runner up, "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off (To Have a Good Time)". The fact that it lasts six minutes is a crime against humanity. Yet seeing Sweetness, the still-punky McMahon, and Mike Singletary's very Caucasian performance brings a wistful tear to my eye.
Poor Brett Favre...
I think you just out-dorked yourself.
How fun to see that video again after so many years.
I just told me husband...it's really something to see how "slender" these guys are compared to the steroid monsters now. You know? These guys look normal. I mean, big, well built, etc., but somewhat normal compared to the guys now.
You're right though...six minutes? Um. What were they thinking?
:)
TLB, my dear, you know that well runs far deeper than this.
BG, what's really funny is that even the Fridge really doesn't look that big compared to players now.
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