Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: How is the White House reminding us we're at war?

10) Reinstating vintage 72-point WAR font.

9) Staying in Washington no matter how much brush needs to be cleared.

8) Requiring gas prices to be displayed in red, white, and blue.

7) Reading the top-secret President’s Daily Brief aloud on every Today show.

6) Mandating a Project Runway challenge to design outfit made entirely out of yellow “Support Our Troops” ribbons.

5) Pointing to the one hair on Rumsfeld head that always sticks up when there’s a war going on.

4) Sending all registered Democrats to special camps...for their own protection.

3) Implementing such a strict zero-tolerance terror policy that Fear Factor had to be cancelled.

2) Donning flight suit and landing on aircraft carrier with large “Mission Ongoing” banner.

1) Mailing out the draft notices.

10 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I hate the White House. Let's bomb it. (Hello, Mister NSA!!)

teh l4m3 said...

uh-oh. Draft notices mean no more congress and white house for Republicans...

blue girl said...

Donning flight suit and landing on aircraft carrier with large “Mission Ongoing” banner.

Oh my God. That is *great!* And I can't believe they haven't actually done it! Imagine. They tried to get us to believe that Bush has read 60 books so far this year...

Excuse me while I throw up....

...Ok, I'm back. Yes, they actually tried to convince us of that -- so I put nothing past them.

And with Res's post today about 46% of Americans *still* believing that Iraq was connected with 9/11 -- if they had Bush in front of an "Ongoing Mission" sign in a flight suit, it wouldn't surprise me a bit.

DRAFT: Scares the hell out of me. Really does. My son's got 3 1/2 years till he's 18. I hate to even think about it.

Jordan said...

Come on Teh, you rip every point I make on this blog, but what about AG? She makes a off the wall comment like "I hate the White House. Let's bomb it" [which I understand is a joke], but it gets no response from you.

Selective outrage anyone?

And Brando, I am all for #4. An evil conservative can always hope...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Jordan, give it a rest. AG is AG. AG does as AG does. teh teh doesn't waste his time on getting better manners from AG because it's not possible. Furthermore, what are you in, like Kindergarten? Tattle tales are lame!


P.S. Brando, mailed your prize today. Sorry for the big envelope, but it was too big to mail in a small envelope and I didn't have a medium size one. Also, I put my address label on it so you can feel safe knowing I disclosed equal info. (Oh yeah, and my birthday is coming up. Wink, wink!)

Brando said...

Jordan, the part about the NSA made it pretty clear AG was kidding. Likewise, I am sure your evil conservative line was in jest -- whereas if Dick Cheney agreed with #4, I would probably think he was serious ;-)

AG, gracias for the major award. I may need to create some CJSD-themed merchandise. Who wouldn't want to wear a T-Shirt that said "Got Circle Jerk?"

Jordan said...

I said I thought AG's comments were a joke, I got it.

I try very hard to be the conservative, liberals think I am but some days it's hard.

Evil? Most certainly...

teh l4m3 said...

Well yeah, that's just it. AG didn't make a point. She just does what she does (and if you think I don't get on her case, you should see the shit I fling at her on chuckles's blog, or at RoD.)

Jordan said...

Fair enough...

almostinfamous said...

Mandating a Project Runway challenge to design outfit made entirely out of yellow “Support Our Troops” ribbons.

would those be magnetic so that you could fit them under hummvees so they don't get blasted by IEDs?

nah, i didn't think so