10) The Canadian Supreme Court approves of sex outside of the missionary position
9) Their Border patrol says, “please,” before conducting body cavity searches
8) Their Sin City only has the good kind of whacking
8) Kids in the Hall reruns crush the heads of new Saturday Night Live episodes
7) The metric system makes gas seem lots cheaper and speed limits way faster
6) Canadian Idol auditions involve 20-minute sci-fi dystopias with complex time changes
5) Domestic violence is swiftly punished with a trip to the penalty box
4) Even though many Canadians don’t agree with Ann Coulter’s beliefs, they politely respect her wish to become a woman
3) When having improper relations with an intern, you can use Cuban cigars
2) Trailer Park Boys refers to a TV show, not the Republican voting base
1) No Cheney
P.S. I'm definitely asking for asylum if Jeb wins in 2008.
2 comments:
Oh you'll come crawling back... They always do.
AG never wished to be Canadian. It seems to me that UC wishes he could get US citizen from marriage, not vice versa.
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