Special expanded options on the table edition!
12) Storm their embassy and take some hostages
11) Tell them in no uncertain terms that if they don’t stop enriching uranium, we’re uncertain what we’ll do
10) Convey the dangers of developing nuclear power by screening director’s cut of Silkwood
9) Grant all 12 million illegal immigrants citizenship, then immediately draft them into an invading army
8) Convince Iran they should unite with the Bush Administration against their common enemy, liberals
7) Incite a pro-Western cultural revolution by opening a Tehran Hooters
6) Activate OPERATION: YOINK where two disguised CIA spies point to the horizon, say, "Hey, is that the Prophet Mohammed?", and steal all the centrifuges when the Iranians look away
5) Check the Book of Revelations for our next move
4) Decide the issue once and for all by asking President Bush and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to appear on special nuclear weapons edition of Deal or No Deal.
3) Open up the football and press the red button with the "Ayatollah Assaholla" sticker on it
2) Air-drop special Delta Force division of Jehovah's Witnesses to covertly convert country to Christianity
1) Beg them to overthrow our democratically elected government, please!