Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Top Ten Tuesdays: What advice are we giving graduates?

10) Make sure you take the fries out of the oil as soon as the bell dings

9) Cheaters never prosper except in sports, business, and the arts

8) Go forth and enlist

7) Get that rash looked at before your student health coverage runs out

6) You can’t really appreciate the cradle of civilization until you call an air strike on it

5) Gunga galunga, gunga-gunga lagunga

4) When delivering anti-American tirades into your cell phones, please speak slowly and clearly

3) Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, but drunk and stupid is good enough for the White House

2) Remember: every song you download for free makes Baby Jesus cry

1) When you have thousands of voting-age Americans trapped in a room for hours, always remind them you’re running for office

2 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Another great one!

Also:

You're only an American if you can prove you didn't come here from Mexico.

Brando said...

Or Canada, AG. Can't have the socialized medicine revolutionaries in our midst.